THE CYNIC'S MIXTAPE
Romesh is back with a brand new show The Cynic’s Mixtape, his most brutally honest show yet.
Fresh from the Misadventures of Romesh Ranganathan, A League Of Their Own and Judge Romesh, he's putting showbiz aside to deliver a carefully curated selection of all the things he has found unacceptable since the last tour, including why trying to save the environment is a scam, why none of us are truly free, and his suspicion that his wife is using gluten intolerance to avoid sleeping with him.
Show drops 2019, don’t miss it.
Don’t miss Daniel Sloss: X’ , the stunning live show from Scotland’s internationally acclaimed and award-winning star of two global smash-hit Netflix specials ‘DARK’ & ‘Jigsaw’ (190 countries and 26 languages)
Currently making headlines around the world with his ground-breaking 10th solo show, Daniel has performed on ‘Conan’ a record eight times, sold out his shows across eleven consecutive Edinburgh Fringe seasons (the world's biggest arts festival where he’s been one of the biggest comedy ticket sellers for the past 9 years) and performed four solo off-Broadway seasons (including 30 New York performances in February of this year).
His smash-hit “Daniel Sloss: X” tour already spans 200+ shows across 30 countries with new dates selling out just as fast as they can be added and he has received rave reviews from around the world. This is an extraordinary, hilarious and ground-breaking show with strong adult themes and it is not to be missed. Book early.
"Dirty, sweet and clever." New York Times
"Smouldering… “X” is a stunner of a show… Deliciously dark stand-up." ★★★★★ Mail on Sunday
"Hilarious... Devastatingly intelligent... Sloss is a festival highlight. See him!" ★★★★★ The Age, Australia
With special guest Kai Humphries.
Strictly 16+ contains adult themes of a sexual nature and strong language
The Godfather of Modern stand-up returns! Ben Elton is back on the road with an all new stand-up show. His new show promises to try and make sense of a world which appears to have gone stark raving mad.
Known for his hilarious perspective on modern life, Ben is preparing to tour for the first time in 15 years saying: "The last time I toured I was still smarter than my phone. Things have definitely taken a funny turn."
"Just give him a stage and a microphone and Ben Elton is the best. No contest." The Sunday Times
"There is nothing, absolutely nothing to beat Ben Elton live!" Evening Standard
No Ashes year would be complete without an evening with Boycott and Aggers and there’s nothing like a battle with the old enemy to bring out the belligerent best in our Geoffrey!
The boys will be watching every ball and win, lose or draw, Geoffrey will tell Jonathan exactly what he thinks about the players, their performance and many other subjects in this brilliant, brand new show.
As anyone who has been before knows, this show is so much more than just cricket chat. The night is peppered with wickedly funny anecdotes and will, as ever, be fun, fiery and full of surprises. Boycs has sworn revenge on Aggers after Jonathan’s hilarious wind-ups on Test Match Special. Come and see if this is the night he gets his own back!
This is the ideal present for the sports lover in your life and, even if you are not a cricket aficionado, you will love the tall tales, barbed banter and side-splitting stories from these two broadcasting legends. Why not tweet your own question to Aggers? You may get it asked live on stage and could even win yourself a signed poster.
The event is being run in aid of the Professional Cricketers’ Association and raises money which will go to the organisation’s charity, the Professional Cricketers’ Trust.
"If you take all the people I have worked with, Boycott is a mile ahead of any of them, he really is. I rate him that highly. His content is flawless." Jack Bannister, ex-cricketer and TMS commentator
"It’s lucky he wasn’t a politician otherwise he might have blown up the world!" Malcolm Tate, childhood friend of Geoffrey Boycott
A time of crisis, the world in chaos, the country divided as it has never been divided before.
Questions have been asked and non-answered.
What we need is one man, to step forward, one man with all the answers.
Well you’re in luck, ladies and gentlemen - he’s here and touring the nation.
"Stand up Gold." The Guardian
"A supremely polished performer." ***** Mail on Sunday
"Wickedly witty stuff." **** The Telegraph
Please note this performance contains strong language and adult themes.
Join the legendary Sir Lenny Henry as he embarks on a brand new UK tour this autumn.
Lenny Henry is one of Britain’s best-known and celebrated comedians, with a career which began with cult stardom on children's television to including writer, radio DJ, TV presenter, co-founder of Comic Relief and award-winning actor.
In the first half of the evening, Lenny will take the audience through a jam session of funny and sad memories and stories - from growing up in the Black Country, puberty, school, friendship, family secrets and unashamed racism. With his mother's mantra of h'integration echoing in his ears, Lenny will recount setting out on his rollercoaster ride of a career - but at every stage wondering, "Am I good enough? Is this what they want?"
In part two, Lenny will be interviewed by friend, broadcaster and author Jon Canter, for further insights into his life and career, followed by questions from the audience. Come and enjoy these honest and tender stories, told with a glorious sense of humour and help Lenny figure out "Who am I, again?"
Tickets £34 £31
"Outrageous... seductive." **** Guardian
"I can’t recommend this show highly enough." ***** Mail on Sunday
"Hilarious." **** Telegraph
"Engages the brain as well as the funny-bone." ***** Times
Double-bill of two new 60 minute sets, back to back with Stewart Lee.
Tornado questions Stew’s position in the comedy marketplace after Netflix mistakenly lists his show as reports of sharks falling from the skies are on the rise again. Nobody on the Eastern Seaboard is safe.
Snowflake questions Stew’s worth in a society demolishing the liberal values he has been keen to espouse in a fairy-tale landscape of winter wonder.
"There’s no-one else to touch him." ***** Mark Wareham, Mail On Sunday
"Lee remains one of the best stand-ups in the country." ***** Metro
"The world’s best living stand-up comedian." Dominic Maxwell, The Times
"Proper, vicious prejudice - a self-proclaimed inhabitant of the moral high ground." Sarah Vine, Daily Mail
Like the name says it’s a Comedy Club 4 Kids!
Cracking entertainment for everyone over six years old and under 400 years old (no vampires). We have the best comedians from the UK and world circuit doing what they do best… but without the rude bits!
"A highlight for children... giving them a taste of some of the biggest names in comedy with the fun, rowdy feel of a real comedy club." The Guardian
"The perfect way to entertain the whole family." Three Weeks
"The ethos is just right." The Daily Telegraph
"This show was great!"
Family of four £20
Following his five-star Olivier-nominated hit My Family: Not The Sitcom and the return to number 1 of his seminal football anthem Three Lions, David Baddiel comes back to the stage with a brand new one-man show, Trolls: Not The Dolls.
Trolls: the terrible people who spend all day insulting and abusing strangers for no other reason than to fill the huge gaps in their souls. There is a common wisdom about how to deal with trolls: don’t, for goodness sake, encourage these people by replying to them.
It’s a good law. And it’s one that David Baddiel has consistently broken. Because David has always seen trolls as hecklers, and if a comedian gets heckled, it is their duty not to ignore the heckler, but to wittily put them down. Over the years, David has spent a lot of time doing this, which has led him to think that there might be a show in it: a show that would say something about how we live now.
David has stories to tell, of the dark, terrible and hysterically absurd cyber-paths that interacting with trolls has led him down. Come with him on this comedy journey into our culture’s most dank virtual underground. You will come back safe, more able to deflect your own trolls, and only a little bit soiled.
"Boasts side-splitting laughs and also moves people to tears." Evening Standard
"Hugely funny." The Times
"Compelling to watch both for its unvarnished truth and complicated affection." The Guardian
"A show that bubbles with love and unexpected joie de vivre." The Telegraph
Suitable for 14+
What happens when pure comedy takes human form?
What happens when a creature is created and bred to do stand up?
Nobody knows because that isn’t a thing. What is a thing is Ross Noble doing a show. You can come and see it. This is it.
"He is pure delight." The Times
"Thrilling to watch... weepingly funny." Mail on Sunday